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The Ultimate Guide to Cooking with Atomic Nuclei

(Warning: do not attempt at home, unless you're a certified Nuclear Chef)

Recipe 1: "Fission Frenzy" - A delicate fusion of rare steak and radioactive isotopes

Step 1: Ingest 1 gram of Plutonium

While simultaneously sipping a glass of fine Merlot

Step 2: Sear on a hot skillet with a dash of tritium

Don't forget to wear a hazmat suit, it's a real conversation starter

Step 3: Reduce to a simmer, then serve with a side of neutron starlight sauce

Served best at 3 AM, under the light of a distant star

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