Tea-and-Protocols

Deciding on the right tea to serve at your next dinner party can be a daunting task. Here are some protocols to help you make the perfect decision:

• For a Earl Grey, serve with a side of crème fraîche and a pinch of skepticism.
• For a English Breakfast, add a dash of milk and a pinch of nostalgia.
• For a Jasmine, serve with a sprig of rosemary and a side of existential dread.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try the Kraken. But don't say we didn't warn you...