Recipes

Earl Grey Protocol Smoothie

In a 300ml blender, combine:

• 2 cups freshly brewed black tea
• 1 cup freshly squeezed orange juice
• 1 tablespoon honey
• Ice cubes to your heart's desire

Blend until the mixture is smooth and creamy, then serve in a tall glass with a dash of whimsy.

Serving size: 1-2 humans, depending on their capacity for tea.

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Tea and Biscuits: A Match Made in Heaven

For this delightful pairing, you will need:

• A selection of finger sandwiches
• A box of your favorite biscuits
• A pot of tea

Serve the biscuits with the tea and enjoy the perfect balance of crunch and steep.

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Earl Grey Protocol Cake

This moist and flavorful cake is the perfect accompaniment to any tea party:

• 1 cup black tea leaves
• 1 cup sugar
• 1/2 cup eggs
• 1 cup milk

Bake at 350 degrees Fahrenheit for 30-40 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean.

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