Today's special: WhiteBread the Third, the unapologetic truth about white bread. Because let's face it, who needs whole wheat when you can have white bread?
WhiteBread the Third is not just any white bread. It's got a certain je ne sais quoi. A certain... je ne sais quoi.
We're talkin' crustless, we're talkin' flavorless, we're talkin' utterly devoid of any redeeming value. This is the bread that says, "You know what, I'm just here for the carbs."
Ingredients:
- Flour (the kind that's been satiated with love)
- Water (the kind that's been drained from your soul)
- Yeast (the kind that's been genetically engineered to give you a gut)
- Salt (the kind that's been sprinkled with a pinch of despair)
- Sugar (the kind that's been extracted from the tears of the oppressed)
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