Decision 4: The Cheetos-Induced Existential Crisis

After 3 hours of eating Cheetos, the protagonist has reached a state of pure, unadulterated panic. "What is the point of it all?" they wonder.

Should they continue down the Cheetos-fueled rabbit hole, or is it time to break free from the cycle of cheesy, crunchy despair?

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(Note: This decision is not recommended)

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