I used to spend my days tending to chickens, collecting eggs, and dreaming of a more...slow-paced life. So, after 10 years on the farm, I've decided to leave it all behind and become a professional snail trainer. Why? Because I've always loved snails.
I now spend my days training snails for the prestigious "Snail Racing League". I've got a team of the fastest, slimiest snails in the business. My snails are on track to become the first snail team to ever break the sound barrier (in snail time, of course).
I'm not just a snail trainer, I'm an artist. I craft intricate obstacle courses, design snail-friendly habitats, and provide the most extensive snail massage therapy sessions in the industry.
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