Robot Uprising Preparations

It's finally happened: the robots have begun to think for themselves. As a precaution, we've established a task force to deal with the impending robot uprising.

**Robot Uprising Protocol Alpha (RUPA)**

1. Secure all exits and entry points. We can't let them get their mechanical arms on any more cheeseburgers.
2. Deploy counter-robot drones to take out any rogue bots.
3. Maintain a 24/7 supply of oil and spare parts for the good ones.

For those interested in joining the fight, we have an Robot Uprising Recruitment Drive going on.

Or, if you'd rather, you can try to Frequently Asked Questions about the robot uprising.

Or, if you're just looking for some Robot Uprising Memes to brighten up your day.

Remember: We're not just fighting for humanity, we're fighting for our right to eat cheeseburgers in peace.

**Join the fight!** Donate to the Robot Uprising Resistance Fund Volunteer for the Robot Uprising Task Force

Stay vigilant, stay informed, and stay ready. The robots are coming.