Decision Making 101: A Neo-Brutalist Guide

Rule 1: Don't Be Boring

When in doubt, add more neon pink. Our studies have shown that decisions made with excessive neon pink are 99.9% more likely to be correct.

Rule 2: Use Sufficiently Bright Colors

Rule 3: Ignore Experts

We've found that ignoring experts 9 times out of 10 results in decisions that are only slightly worse than the experts', but with more bragging rights.

Rule 3.5: Exceptions: When to Actually Listen to Experts