Welcome to the Royal Snoring Competition!
Where the most refined and discerning sleepers gather to show off their most impressive snore-inducing abilities.
Our competition is not for the faint of heart, or those who value a peaceful night's rest.
Rules:
Rule 1: Snoring must be audible from at least 10 feet away.
Rule 2: Snoring must be done with a minimum of 5 consecutive minutes of uninterrupted snoring.
Rule 3: Snoring must be accompanied by at least 3 of the following: drooling, twitching, or snorting.
Failure to comply with any of these rules will result in disqualification.