You're considering getting a puppy. Congratulations! You've just made the best decision of your life. Or the worst.
Here's a chart to help you decide:
| Pros | Cons | Probability of Your House Being Covered in Poop |
|---|---|---|
| Companionship | Expenses | 99% |
| Exercise (for you) | Accidents | 100% |
| Unconditional love | Training | 98% |