Decisions: Should I Move to Mars?

You want to be a pioneer, but also you don't want to be a pioneer.

Let us help you make up your mind. Here are some things to consider:

Low gravity: You'll bounce around like a maniac, but also you'll have to relearn how to walk.
No air: You'll have to wear a spacesuit everywhere, including to bed.
No water: You'll have to drink recycled water that tastes like regret.

Or just go to the nearest planetarium and watch some documentaries, then pretend you're already a Martian.

But seriously, it's not that bad. The views are great, but also it's not like you have a choice anymore, do you?

Don't bother bringing your cat, they'll hate it here.