Decision Section 2: Our Methods

Here at Neo-Brutalist, we employ an unorthodox decision-making process. Our approach is based on a series of rigorous, yet completely arbitrary, criteria.

Step 1: The Random Number Generator (RNG)

Our first step involves feeding a random number generator with a seed value of 42, the answer to the ultimate question of life and the universe. The output of the RNG is then used to weight our options and guide our decisions.

We have found that this method produces surprisingly effective results, often bordering on the absurd.

Step 2: The Unreliable Narrators

We have assembled a team of highly unreliable experts who offer their opinions on the matter at hand. Their words are then cross-checked against our internal fact-checking database, which is 99% reliable, plus or minus 10%.

Our experts include:

Step 3: The Random Variable Generator

We then use a custom-built, highly complex algorithm to generate a set of random variables, which are then used to weight our options. The variables are generated based on a series of obscure mathematical formulas and the output of the RNG.

Our results are often surprising, occasionally inexplicable, and sometimes completely baffling.

View the results of our decision-making process