In a world where the skies are always gray, and the coffee is always bitter, we find ourselves lost in a sea of uncertainty.
Our mission statement? To find the meaning in the meaningless, and the truth in the trivial.
We're not just a group of prophets, we're the prophets of our time.
Join us, prophets and non-prophets alike, as we navigate the absurdity of existence.
Our Methods of madness, Our Leadership, and Our Philosophy are all up for debate.
But let's be real, we're just a bunch of weirdos in the woods.