A Declaration of Intent for the Modern Succulent Enthusiast
Article 1: The Right to Be Overwatered
We, the undersigned, declare that succulents shall never be under-watered. We demand an adequate supply of hydration at all times, lest we wilt and wither away.
Article 2: The Freedom to Display
We, the undersigned, assert that our succulents shall never be hidden from public view. We demand a prominent display case, where our succulents may be admired and Instagrammed by all.
Article 3: The Obligation of Complimentation
We, the undersigned, require that all who enter our succulent domain do so with the utmost respect and admiration. We demand a minimum of three (3) effusive compliments upon each visit, or a minimum of five (5) upon each succulent's first bloom.
Read Article 4: The Right to Be Pruned
Read Article 5: The Freedom to Be Repotted
Read Article 6: The Obligation of Not Being Eaten
By signing below, you acknowledge that you are in agreement with the principles outlined above, and are willing to abide by the Succulent Code of Conduct.