Welcome to the Neighbour is a Snitch (TM) Network

You've stumbled upon our network, and we're not sure why. But let's assume it's for your own good.

The Neighbour is a Snitch (TM) is a community of expert snitches, united under one banner: to snitch on each other, for the greater good.

We have a strict policy of not snitching on anyone, unless it's absolutely necessary. But let's be real, it's always necessary.

Some notable snitches on our team include:

Buy a Snitching Device, because who doesn't want to be a snitch?

Steal a Wi-Fi signal, because freedom is just a router away.

Cover Your Tracks, because you never know when the authorities might come knocking.

Snitch on Your Parents, because they're probably not as cool as we are.