Where the thrill of terrible decision-making meets the agony of regret.
Next: Write a ridiculously long email
And for the love of all things, don't even get me started on To-Do Lists...
But for now, let's focus on crafting the ultimate sarcastic tweet...
Step 2: Craft the tweet with the perfect blend of venom and wit
Step 3: Press send, revel in the inevitable replies
And for the love of all things witty, don't forget to include their name...
"Just spent an entire day 'productively' browsing cat videos instead of doing actual work. #SarcasmSundays #Priorities"
Now, go forth and craft your own masterpiece!