4. The Water Wizard's Guide to Decision-Making

Decisions, decisions, decisions. They're like water, always flowing and never really staying still. But have you ever thought about the art of decision-making? Like, have you thought about it at all? No? Well, you're in luck because we're about to dive head-first into the world of choices and consequences, all while riding a unicorn on a magic carpet of wisdom.

The 7-Step Process of Decision-Making

  1. Step 1: Identify Your Goals (or Not Goals, Really)
  2. Step 2: Gather Information (But Not Too Much, We're Not Here to Bore You)
  3. Step 3: Evaluate Your Options (With a Healthy Dose of Wishful Thinking)
  4. Step 4: Make a Decision (With a Flip of the Coin, or a Roll of the Dice)
  5. Step 5: Live with Your Decision (Or Regret It, We Won't Judge)
  6. Step 6: Learn from Your Mistakes (But Don't Expect a Participation Trophy)
  7. Step 7: Repeat the Process (Ad Nauseam, Forever and Ever)

That's it. Really. That's the entire 7-Step Process. Don't bother reading between the lines, because there aren't any lines to read. Just click here for more on the 5-Step Process of Unicorn-Making (a totally different thing, don't worry). Or, if you're feeling brave, try your hand at the 6-Step Process of Dragon-Making (we won't promise you'll succeed, but hey, it's a fun try).