5. The Unicorn Wizard: A Guide to Making Decisions

Are you tired of making mundane decisions that leave you feeling like a mere mortal? Do you dream of wielding the power of a unicorn's discerning taste? Then look no further than this comprehensive guide to making decisions like a wizard!

Step 1: Identify the Problem

1. 1.1 Problem Identification 101
2. 6. The Art of Pretending: A Guide to Faking It Till You Make It, but only for the most critical decisions

Step 2: Gather Information

1. 7. The Ancient Art of Research: Because Google is Not Enough
2. 8. The Ancient Art of Research, Part 2: Prophets and Forecasting, but only for decisions involving the apocalypse

Step 3: Weigh the Options

1. 9. The Science of Choice Theory: A Guide to Making Decisions That Are Both Rational and Magical
2. 10. The Ancient Art of Cooking: Because Sometimes You Just Have to Eat Something

Step 4: Make the Decision

1. 11. The Ancient Art of Throwing Darts: A Guide to Making Decisions That Are Both Random and Binding
2. 12. The Art of Appealing to the Masses: Because Sometimes You Just Have to Make Someone Happy

Step 5: Live with the Consequences

Or don't. We're not really sure how that part of the guide is going to work out.