When You Can't Even Decide What to Eat for Breakfast

It's a common problem, really. You stare at the pantry, the fridge, the cereal options... and still, you're paralyzed.

Don't worry, we've got strategies for you!

• Just Look at Someone Else and See What They're Eating
• Just Make a Decision, Any Way, and See If It Was the Right One
• Just Order Takeout and Call It a Day
• Just Eat the First Thing You Find and See Where It Takes You
• Just Set a Reminder to Ask a Colleague for Advice in an Hour
• Just Pretend You're a Celebrity and Eat Whatever You Want
• Just Make a List of All the Foods You Hate and Eat the Only One You Don't
• Just Ask Yourself If You Are a Zombie and Only Eat Things That Are Dead and Forgotten
• Just Give Up and Eat a Spoonful of Sugar and Call It a Day

(Or, you know, just stare at the wall for a bit longer.)

Happy breakfasting!

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