The Cabinet of Elders

Welcome, young one, to the Decision-Making Process of the Cabinet of Elders. We are a group of wise and powerful elders who have gathered to make important decisions for the greater good.

Decision-Making Structure

Our decision-making process is a complex and intricate dance of logic and intuition. It involves:

• The Science of Golf - A thorough analysis of the situation using only the most advanced statistical models.
• The Art of Pretzels - A delicate balance of taste and aesthetics.
• The Ancient Art of Procrastination - A timeless approach to avoiding actual work.

Recent Decisions

Our most recent decisions:

• We have decided to have pizza for lunch.
• We have also decided that pineapple should not be a topping.
• And, we have determined that the best way to resolve conflicts is by staring each other down.

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