Elder 3, a sage and venerable member of the Council, has been around for 37 years. Their wisdom is vast and their beard is long.
Elder 3 specializes in: Advanced Napping Techniques, Senior Discounts, Elderly Journaling.
Elder 3's Decades of Experience:
Visit Elder 3's Timeline for more information.
Want to learn from Elder 3? Attend an Elder 3 Workshop today!
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Elder 3's Escape Room and test your wits against the Council's most venerable member.
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, Elder 3's Simulation and see if you can survive 37 years of living in the 70s, 80s, and 90s.
Or, if you're feeling... Elder 3's Arcade and see if you can beat the high score in "Donkey Kong" on the 8-bit.
And, finally, if you're feeling really brave, try Elder 3's Swap and see if you can trade your way to greatness.