Today's special: a piping hot serving of outrage, served with a side of indignation.
Our soup is made from a secret recipe of anger and discontent, simmered in a broth of righteous fury.
Try it with our special "I'm not the problem, you're the problem" crackers, or our "You're wrong, and I'm right" croutons.
Learn the secrets of our outrage soup recipe, or meet our team of outrage specialists.
We're not just a soup kitchen, we're an experience. Visit us soon, and taste the outrage for yourself!