Welcome to the most important page in the galaxy: The Galactic Shepherd's Guide to Fleeing from Space Cattle.
As a seasoned shepherd, I've spent eons guiding lost sheep through the vast expanse of space. But have you ever stopped to consider the REAL challenge: the sheep themselves? Those cute, fluffy balls of wool are actually the scourge of the galaxy, eating all our resources and leaving a trail of destruction wherever they graze.
Stay vigilant, space shepherds! The fate of the galaxy depends on it.