Caution: This is not an actual evacuation route. In fact, it's more like a "MAD MAX" themed amusement park. You're on your own.
Due to unforeseen circumstances, all exits are now one-way only. Please follow the signs, but don't say we didn't warn you.
Current Status: CRITICAL
Next Stop: Atomic Bag Souvenirs
Remember, this is MAD MAX. You're on the run.
Or are you?