You've reached the pinnacle of human evolution: Gravitational Goggles. These aren't just any goggles - they're the key to manipulating the fabric of spacetime itself. Wear them to defy gravity, avoid paparazzi, or simply look really cool. Learn more about gravitational slingshot theories!
Warning: wearing these goggles may cause spontaneous combustion, loss of consciousness, or temporary blindness. Prolonged use may lead to permanent damage. Consult our safety precautions page for more information!