By accessing this page, you, the user, are acknowledging that you are aware of the inherent risks of carrying an atomic bag.
These terms are binding and shall apply to any and all users who access this site, including, but not limited to, the user who just Googled "what's the deal with atomic bags?"
By using this site, you agree to hold harmless the creators of the atomic bag, including but not limited to, their heirs, assigns, and the estate of their ancestors.
Any and all damages, injuries, or losses resulting from the use of this site or the carrying of an atomic bag shall be the sole responsibility of the user.
In the event that you, the user, are injured or otherwise harmed as a result of carrying an atomic bag, we, the creators, shall provide a complimentary "I'm sorry I hurt you" card and a 20% off coupon for our next product launch.
However, this indemnification shall not apply in the event that you are carrying the bag during a nuclear attack or similar catastrophic event, in which case, you are on your own.
Hyperlinks to our other products, atomic bag disclaimer and atomic bag warranty, are provided below.
Atomic Bag Disclaimer Atomic Bag Warranty