Atomic Bag Safety Guidelines

**DO NOT USE THIS BAG WHILE OPERATING A HEAVY CHAINSAW**

Pre-Use Checklist

1. Inspect the bag for any signs of radiation poisoning.

2. Make sure the bag has not been exposed to excessive amounts of:

- Nuclear waste

-- Unstable isotopes

1. Wear protective eyewear at all times while handling this bag.

2. Keep a fire extinguisher nearby in case of emergency.

1. Do not expose this bag to more than 1000 units of radiation per hour.

2. In case of excessive radiation exposure, seek shelter and medical attention immediately.

1. If the bag starts to glow, do not panic!

2. Call our emergency hotline at 1-800-ATOMIC-4.