4-the-atomic-bag-towel-magnet-style-faq
Q: How do I properly attach an atomic bag to my towel?
Q: What is an atomic bag?
A: It's a bag that's been through an atomic bomb. It's like a normal bag, but with more radiation.
Q: How do I clean my atomic bag?
4-the-atomic-bag-towel-magnet-style-faq
4-the-atomic-bag-towel-magnet-style-faq
Q: How do I properly attach an atomic bag to my towel?
Q: Will it make my towel radioactive?
A: No, it won't make your towel radioactive. That would be bad. But it will make you look really cool.
Q: Can I use it as a weapon?
A: Only against the forces of boredom and mediocrity.
Q: Can I use it as a fashion statement?
A: Oh, absolutely. It's like wearing a tiny nuclear reactor on your shoulder.
Q: Will it start a nuclear war?
A: Only if you try to use it as a weapon against a real country. But let's be real, you won't.
4-the-atomic-bag-towel-magnet-style-faq
Q: How do I properly attach an atomic bag to my towel?
Q: Will it make my towel radioactive?
A: No, it won't make your towel radioactive. That would be bad. But it will make you look really cool.
Q: Can I use it as a weapon?
A: Only against the forces of boredom and mediocrity.
Q: Can I use it as a fashion statement?
A: Oh, absolutely. It's like wearing a tiny nuclear reactor on your shoulder.
Q: Will it start a nuclear war?
A: Only if you try to use it as a weapon against a real country. But let's be real, you won't.