Features:
- 100% cotton, 100% miserable.
- Guaranteed to make you question every decision you've ever made.
- Comes with a free side of existential dread.
Side effects may include:
- Loss of will to live.
- Severe self-doubt.
- Uncontrollable urges to play video games for 72 hours straight.
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