Atomic Bag Baking: The Advanced Guide

Warning: Do not try this at home. Or do. We're not judging.

Step 1: Gather your ingredients:

• 1 cup nuclear-grade flour (imported from the irradiated plains of Kazakhstan)
• 1/2 cup plutonium powder (do not lick)
• 1/4 cup radioactive sugar crystals
• 1/2 cup atomic-grade eggs (collected from the irradiated chicken farms of Chernobyl)
• 1 tsp tritium extract (do not confuse with regular extract, that's for amateurs)

Step 2: Mix and match:

1. Combine nuclear flour, plutonium powder, and radioactive sugar in a bowl, stirring counterclockwise to avoid radiation poisoning
2. In a separate bowl, whisk atomic-grade eggs with tritium extract, then add a pinch of moon rock powder for that extra oomph
3. Pour the egg mixture into the main bowl and mix until a stable atomic reaction occurs

Step 3: Bake and... well, just don't. You'll ruin the entire city.