Advanced Writing Hacks

Mastering the Art of Not Writing

Are you tired of writing 10,000 word essays on the meaning of life? Do you want to craft a 3-word novel that still somehow manages to be 3,000 pages long? Look no further! Our advanced writing hacks will teach you the art of writing without actually writing anything useful.

• 1. Writing 5-paragraph essays on a topic you know nothing about
• 2. Creating a novel using only 50 different synonyms for "the"
• 3. Writing a 10-page essay on the history of a fictional character
• 4. Using only 17 different emojis to tell a 5,000-word story