For the daring few who dare to venture into the atomic bag, here are some advanced tips to help you survive:
When dealing with an atomic bag that's gone critical, avoid touching your face at all costs. The radiation poisoning will not be worth the risk of getting a nice glow.
Read Tip 2: Avoid the Bag at All Costs for more information.
Unless absolutely necessary, steer clear of the atomic bag. Trust us, it's not worth the risk.
However, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, read Tip 3: The Bag is a Scam for more information.
We're not saying it's not a scam, but we're saying it's definitely a scam. Don't get too close, or you'll be the one getting "scammed."
Want more tips? Read Tip 4: What Happens When You Touch the Bag for more.