Q: What is Atomic Inflation?
A: It's a thing where the very fabric of reality starts to inflate at an alarming rate. Like, imagine your favorite pizza is suddenly 5 times bigger than it was yesterday.
Q: Is it true that atomic inflation is caused by overeating too many cheese pizzas?
A: Ha! No. That's just a myth perpetuated by the Pizza Industrial Complex to sell more anchovies.
More on The Pizza Paradox The Inflation Indices: A Guide The Quantum- Quantum Leap: A Theory of Everything