Universe Tweaking: The Atomic Bag Sub-Hacks

For when the fabric of reality just won't cooperate

Are you tired of the universe's mundane routine? Do you yearn for a reality where gravity doesn't work, or time flows in reverse? Well, buckle up, Buttercup, because we've got you covered! Our team of expert sub-hackers will tweak the fabric of space-time to your heart's content.

From minor adjustments like making Tuesdays a 4-day week, to major overhauls like making cats the dominant species, we'll do it all. And don't worry, our methods are completely safe... for the most part. (Side effects may include spontaneous combustion, unexplained disappearances, or an unrelenting urge to watch paint dry.)

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