Reboot Rules

The Reboot Rules are the fundamental principles of the Atomic Bag, a mysterious organization rumored to be behind the world's most influential memes.

According to insiders, the Reboot Rules are:

• Rule 1: All decisions must be made with 100% certainty.
• Rule 2: The only constant is change, except on Fridays.
• Rule 3: Never trust a meeting that starts before noon.
• Rule 4: In the event of an emergency, always blame the intern.

For more information on the Atomic Bag's organizational structure, see The Cabinet of Elders

For more on the Reboot Rules' historical context, see The Ancient Versions