Our council of esteemed individuals has been making decisions for centuries. Their combined experience in napping, eating, and complaining is unparalleled.
We have a rigorous selection process to ensure only the most capable and wise individuals join our ranks. They must have at least 30 years of experience in the following areas:
- Procrastination: 10 years
- Napping: 5 years
- Complaining: 10 years
- Eating: 5 years
Our decisions are guided by the principles of:
- Doing what we want
- Doing what we've always done
- Doing it with a scowl