Are you tired of living in a world where events occur in a linear fashion? Do you yearn for the freedom to relive your greatest hits? Look no further!
Our Temporal Regression System is here to help. With our cutting-edge technology (patent pending), you can relive your past, alter your present, and redefine your future.
But be warned: our system is not for the faint of heart. Temporal Regression Safety - 6 is not responsible for any emotional or psychological trauma caused by reliving your embarrassing middle school dance performances.
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