Sub-hack 2: The Nuclear Option for when regular nonsense won't do.
Warning: This sub-hack comes with no warranties, express or implied. Use at your own risk, but let's be real, you're probably already doomed.
For those who want to make a mess but don't want to be bothered with boring things like "safety" or "logic".
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Example of nuclear nonsense: "I'm 90% sure the reactor core will never melt, but 10% sure it might just blow the whole thing up, so I guess we're good."