Are you a pet owner worried about radiation poisoning? Don't be! With these simple tips, you'll be well on your way to a radiation-free life with your furry friends.
First things first, take a deep breath and remember that radiation poisoning is mostly a human problem. Your pet's radiation sensitivity is way lower than yours. But hey, it's always good to be cautious, right?
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Get creative with some DIY radiation shielding for your pets! Cardboard boxes, tin foil, and some good old fashioned duct tape will do the trick. Your pet's Instagram followers will love the unique aesthetic.
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When in doubt, lock 'em up! Board up those windows and doorways with some good ol' fashioned nuclear-grade plywood. Your pet will thank you for the extra storage space.
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When in doubt, call a professional! Or, you know, just Google "radiation poisoning in pets" and hope for the best. Your pet will appreciate the extra research you put into it.
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