Q: What is atomic-style undergarments?
A: We're not sure, but we're pretty sure it involves radioactive material.
Q: Are atomic-style undergarments safe?
A: Only if you're trying to start a nuclear war.
Q: How do I wash atomic-style undergarments?
A: With caution. And a hazmat suit.
Q: Can I wear atomic-style undergarments to the beach?
A: Only if you want to be the only person wearing a hazmat suit at the beach.
Q: Will atomic-style undergarments give me superpowers?
A: Unfortunately not. Unless you count the power of intense sweating.
Q: Where can I buy atomic-style undergarments?