THE COSMIC COAT CRISIS MANAGEMENT

THE PROPHETS OF CHAOS THE STYLES OF SILENCE

CRISIS MANAGEMENT

THE 3-LEVEL RESPONSE PROTOCOL

ประกLevel 1: PANIC - Call in external consultants to rebrand the coat as a 'cosmic experience'.

Level 2: DISTRACTION - Distract with high-contrast colors and an aggressive marketing campaign to shift focus away from coat functionality.

Level 3: RESIGNATION - Resign and let the coat be.

THE COSMIC COAT PHILOSOPHY THE COSMIC COAT MEMORIES