Today's Featured Salad:
Cauliflower and Caviar
It's a classic.
Deciding to eat this salad will result in:
- A 4% chance of spontaneous combustion
- A 2% chance of discovering a hidden talent for playing the harmonica
- A 9% chance of developing a sudden and intense fear of aquatic mammals
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Salad Statistics:
Since our inception, we've served:
- 10,000 servings of "I Told You So" Salad
- 5,000 servings of "The World is a Cruel, Cruel World" Salad
- 1,000 servings of " minimalist-chic" Salad
Our most popular salad is still "The Salad of Regret", but don't quote me on that.
Learn more about "The Salad of Regret"