The Sequined Jacket of Sorrow: A Decision of Last Resort
When the going gets tough, and the tough get going, and you've exhausted all other options, and you've eaten all the pizza, and you're still not sure what to do, you might consider donning the Sequined Jacket of Sorrow.
It's like wearing a sign that says "I've given up, but I still look fabulous while doing it."
Features:
Unflattering Colors: Available in "Burnt Saffron" and "Charcoal Grey" to match your mood.
Uncomfortable Fabric: Made from a blend of polyester, spandex, and regret.
Unsettling Pattern: Repeating, maddening pattern of tiny, screaming children.
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