The Salad of Regret

It's a mix of broken dreams, shattered expectations, and the occasional lost cat.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of shattered hopes
• 2 cups of crushed aspirations
• 3 tablespoons of despair
• 4 pinches of desperation

Instructions:

1. Step 1: Combine all ingredients in a bowl of regret.
2. Step 2: Stir counterclockwise for exactly 7 times.
3. Step 3: Serve with a side of what could have been.

Side effects may include:

• Excessive crying
• Mild stomach cramps
• Temporary loss of appetite for life