The Salad of Regret: A Tale of Unfortunate Greens

You've reached the part of the salad where the dressing starts to curdle, the croutons are stale, and the lettuce is wilting. The once-proud tomatoes are now a mushy, brownish hue. It's a salad that's been satiated, and it's making you question every life choice that led you here.

What happens next: