9. What Did I Do Wrong?

I woke up this morning with a crippling sense of self-doubt and a lingering smell of burnt salad. I stared blankly at the remains of a once-promising career, wondering where it all went wrong.

Perhaps it started at 3:45 AM, when I decided to reorganize the kitchen cabinets... with a chainsaw.

• 10. What Did I Do Right?
• 11. The What-If
• 8. The What-If Not

Or maybe it was when I decided to 'improve' the office chair by drilling an inch-deep dent into the backrest. The boss was... less than impressed.