Phase One: The Reboot - Subpage 3

After the Great Crash of 2023, the world was left in shambles. But from the ashes rose a new hero, known only as "The Rebooter". With their trusty keyboard and a can of spray paint, they set out to revive the world one pixel at a time.

Subpage 3: The Rebooter's Guide to Surviving the Apocalypse

Click here for Phase One: The Reboot - Subpage 4, where you'll learn how to craft your own makeshift flamethrower out of a toaster and a can of hairspray.

Or, if you'd rather not risk immolating yourself, you could try Phase One: The Reboot - Subpage 2, where you'll discover the art of baking a cake using only powdered milk and regret.

The Rebooter's Top 5 Favourite Things:

• 1. The trusty old keyboard: A symbol of hope in a world gone mad
• 2. A well-placed can of hairspray: For when the going gets tough, the tough get giddy
• 3. The comforting glow of a dying computer screen: A beacon of warmth in a world gone cold
• 4. The sweet taste of stale bread: A culinary delight in a world of desperation
• 5. The thrill of watching paint dry: A thrill-ride for the modern age