Dark Ritual Sacrifices

Because the apocalypse is upon us, and the neighbors won't be looking, we've compiled a list of the most questionable decisions made by our ancestors in the dark ritual sacrifices department.

Subpages:

• Hauntingly Beautiful Mansions
• Robot Sacrifices: A Study of 80s Tech
• Ancient Dungeon Delights
• Lost City of the Damned

Some of the most egregious examples include:

• Our great-grandfather, Bertrand, sacrificed 17 of his prized thoroughbred horses to the ancient ones in exchange for a decent Wi-Fi signal.
• We're pretty sure our great-aunt Mildred made a deal with the devil to get the world's first microwave oven. We're not entirely sure what she had to give up in return, but the nachos were always a hit.
• It's rumored that our great-uncle, Balthazar, sold his soul to get a decent parking spot near the local coffee shop.