Welcome, brave adventurer, to the fabled Antlers of Destiny! These majestic creatures of the forest have been imbued with the power to grant you unimaginable wisdom, courage, and the ability to make really, really good decisions.
But beware, for the antlers come with a steep price: the burden of having to listen to your aunt's constant nagging about your life choices.
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Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you could try:
Remember, the antlers are watching... and judging.