Neon Pink Suits Recovery Program

Are you a victim of the Neon Pink Suits epidemic? Do you find yourself inexplicably drawn to garments that blind and confuse the senses? We can help.

Our program offers:

• A safe space to discuss your love of neon pink suits
• A support group for those who've lost loved ones to the Suits
• A comprehensive guide to hiding the evidence
• A special "I'm not a Neon Pink Suit addict" badge

Join us today and start your journey towards a life free from the grip of the Neon Pink Suits.

Related Resources:

• Neon Suit Therapy
• Neon Suit Anon Meetups